I Wish I Were . . .

I Wish I Were Not A Boy

By: Elizabeth Watkins

I wish I were not a boy.

All I do is play video games.

I don't shower often and

I barely wear deoderant.

Everyone expects me to hold the door open for someone

or pay the dinner bill on a date!.

I love to brag about how

"I work out"

and how girls are smarter than boys.

I Wish I Didn't Love Math So much

By: Hailey Kerlin

I love math so much

I love those grumpy numbers

and jet-lag angles

I love the stress of unknown homework on Thursday night

I love the embarrassment  of having

to explain the unexplainable

I love long, football field sized notes

but I do hate seeing a good grade

on my math report card.